Can we collectively write Chapter 1 of the Memoirs about Navid's First Gay Experience and post it on here lol
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"Heres to the LATE NIGHTS that turned into MORNINGS, and the FRIENDS that turned into FAMILY"
About Assholes Anonymous
A sacred brethren of those who are assholes to the core of their being. Initiation into the society is only possible through the unanimous approval of all current members which can only be gained through the act of extreme asshole-ness towards one who may or may not deserve it.
If you don't like it, fuck off.
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On a fateful Thursday night, AA set off to roadtrip to Virginia. Not sure of where they were headed, the newest and youngest of the crew decided to fuck it and down an entire bottle of champagne. Inspired by this, the rest of the crew jumped in the car with the college drunkard and gunned it to Virginia where Don would have his first homosexual experience where he was to be the catcher...
So they started into the night on their most memorable trip to day! With no cares in the world these faithful friends started their journey to VA. Driving into the morning making stops at every border to take pictures to document the trip, these 6 friends emarked on a journey that they only thought would be a weekend trip with the boys.... and what a weekend it turned out to be!...
As the six friends went to visit the seventh in virginia, they made numerous eating stops, piss stops, gas stops (Don had lots of Gas stops.. and boner stops for that matter too!). Anyhow, the second night, the seventh member of AA invited us to a party with his hetero and homo sexual friends. Don, being the most daring of all, decided to make the most friends. He made friends with Men, Women, Boobs and Balls! Trying to be friendly and knowing the high amounts of prejudism in the room, he decided to place his brown arm around the white man's shoulder. Little did he know that the first white man was... Michael GAY!
--to be continued ---
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