May 29, 2008

Reasons we get fat...

http://www.healthassist.net/food/obesity.shtml

look at reason number 7...

August 7, 2007

Sala...

WILL U BE FORGOTTEN WHEN U GET OLD?

If not, then why the hell did yall forget this blog? Just cuz it's old?? Let's perform some CPR and brang this thang back to lizzzzzife!

July 9, 2007

Hear me now!

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

July 7, 2007

The Man Laws

Click on the comments to view the Man Laws!

Its the code.. live by it!

July 3, 2007

June 23, 2007

Daytona Beach




This is how we roll...

June 21, 2007

Quote of the Week

"If your hangin' out with your wang out... then you KNOW you had a good night!"

June 10, 2007

Party at the 605

last night i got drunk...
this afternoon.. i woke up... still drunk

wtf happened last night?

June 2, 2007

My Cun-Aid-Ian Way-Kay-Shun

Well I just got back from my trip to Canada and it was a BLAST!!!!
It was fun being able to hang out with all my cousins from all over and being able to chill with them! We tore it up every night I was there and we went through about 8-10 bottles in 3 days!! I came across a new concept one night that we were clubbing there... The club was on the 3rd floor of this building but as you walked in on the first floor.. it was a stipclub!!! but not your normal strip club... instead of lap dances, you got on stage!! you would lie on ur back and place the money in ur mouth and then the striper would do her thing! I didnt get a dance but it was still a pretty interesting experience lol

ps. canada has some fine ass girls and some bomb ass grass! lol

Friday Night

The Lakes, Fayetteville. 18:00 hours - We prepared the basement. Clearing out most of the garbage, but leaving just enough for "decor."
The tents - Anyone who fucks in the tent gets free beer next time around...

Fayette Pavillion, Fayetteville. 19:00 hours - Me and the boys hit up the local Wal-Mart for a pre-party run. It was gangsta. It felt kinda like we were on TV. Stocking up the cart with close to a hundred beers, several types of juice, etc.

The Lakes, Fayetteville. 20:00 Hours - We split up. Some set up the tent, some making liquor runs... We were all over the place. But the rif and I set up the beer cooler. A thing of beauty. I miss you, oh-cooler-of-a-hundred-keystones. At this point, we began shotgunning...

But its not a race... its a MARATHON!

And...

The Lakes, Fayetteville. 12:00 hours (Noon Saturday morning) - Jeez, what happened last night? I remember Don was naked and everyone saw. He lost my phone. I played 1-on-1 pong with rif. And people were so drunk that they forgot they were trying to get laid (for the free beer). But we finished 90% of the beer. It was glorious. It was incredible. It was EPIC...

May 29, 2007

Recently Rejected!

- Calvin Dignard
- Omar Jeddy
- James Whitehead
- Dallas Nelson
- Zen Pace
- Chris Oliver

"Please Dont Make Me Have Gay Sex!"

Can we collectively write Chapter 1 of the Memoirs about Navid's First Gay Experience and post it on here lol

Post the story in the comments...

My Way-Kay-Shun

So check it - went to St. Simon's Island ... it was a great relationship-test cuz I didn't get bored of her the whole time! I guess that means we're meant to be... or actually I guess that means I'm a fag for thinking this gay shyt. But anyway, Gillani's going outta town this wknd so we gotta rep his hood and stop by for a bbq or something. Shama's leaving for another land this week too so we gotta stop by and kick it at her place before we start kicking it at her place lol...

hollar back with weekend plans - this is a great forum for us, whach ya'll think? let's post up our schedule's on here

May 27, 2007

New at the 605

I just spent Sunday playing Resistance: Fall of Man. Beat the Game. Now I'm going to bed.

May 26, 2007

Pick Up Line of the Year

"Can I breath into your vagina?"