The Lakes, Fayetteville. 18:00 hours - We prepared the basement. Clearing out most of the garbage, but leaving just enough for "decor."
The tents - Anyone who fucks in the tent gets free beer next time around...
Fayette Pavillion, Fayetteville. 19:00 hours - Me and the boys hit up the local Wal-Mart for a pre-party run. It was gangsta. It felt kinda like we were on TV. Stocking up the cart with close to a hundred beers, several types of juice, etc.
The Lakes, Fayetteville. 20:00 Hours - We split up. Some set up the tent, some making liquor runs... We were all over the place. But the rif and I set up the beer cooler. A thing of beauty. I miss you, oh-cooler-of-a-hundred-keystones. At this point, we began shotgunning...
But its not a race... its a MARATHON!
And...
The Lakes, Fayetteville. 12:00 hours (Noon Saturday morning) - Jeez, what happened last night? I remember Don was naked and everyone saw. He lost my phone. I played 1-on-1 pong with rif. And people were so drunk that they forgot they were trying to get laid (for the free beer). But we finished 90% of the beer. It was glorious. It was incredible. It was EPIC...
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